OH MY GOD I JUST HAD MY FIRST NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE

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THIS SPIDER CRAWLED INTO THE BATHROOM WHILE I WAS TAKING A SHOWER AND OMG THIS THING WAS SERIOUSLY THE SIZE OF A HALF DOLLAR AND I JUST STARED AT IT FOR LIKE 3 MINUTES CONTEMPLATING IF I SHOULD GO GET A SHOE OR USE THE TRASH CAN AND AS I WAS TRYING TO SQUEEZE OUT THE DOOR THIS HELL SENT DEMON CUNT LEGIT FUCKING JUMPED AT ME I HAVE NEVER FUCKING RAN SO BITCH RAPING FAST TO GET A SHOE AND I CAME BACK IT WAS RUNNING IN FUCKING PSYCHO ASS CIRCLES LIKE AN EXORCIST BABOON AND I SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER AND SMASHED IT AND I THINK IT HISSED AND I THREW MY SHOE WITH THE CURSED GUTS ON IT BUT IT LANDED ON MY UNDERWEAR AND IT WHEN I WENT TO PICK EM UP MY HAND SCRAPED THE REVOLTING EVIL INARDS AND NOW I’M CONTEMPLATING CUTTING MY HAND OFF AND I WANT TO CRY.  PLUS I CAN’T WEAR THAT SHOE AGAIN UNTIL SOMEONE SOAKS IT IN AMONIA AND I LIKED THAT SHOE.

I’M GOING TO THROW THE FUCK UP.

that’s what happens when you don’t have Jesus in your heart. The devil is free to attack

need this on my blog

Amen.

my life would never be complete without this.

i just need this here. 

this is my life every day

OMG I AM LAUGHING SO HARD.

i had to reblog LMAO

 LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO

(Reblogged from whynotzoidberg)

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    THIS SPIDER CRAWLED INTO THE BATHROOM WHILE I WAS TAKING A SHOWER AND OMG THIS THING WAS SERIOUSLY THE SIZE OF A HALF...
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    can’t… I just… I can’t.
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